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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:25 am

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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:16 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:52 pm

De ce in calendarul lui Chuck Norris se trece direct de la 31 martie la 2 aprilie?
Nimeni nu il pacaleste de Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris nu poarta ceas. El decide cat e ceasul.

De ce doarme Chuck Norris cu lumina aprinsa? Nu pt ca ii e teama de intuneric, ci pt ca intunericului ii e frica de el.

Chuck Norris nu va face niciodata infarct. Inima nu e atat de tampita sa-l atace.

Chuck Norris joaca ruleta ruseasca cu pistolul plin. Si castiga mereu.

In loc de picaturi de ochi, Chuck Norris foloseste sos picant.

Cand Chuck Norris taie ceapa, nu plange el, ci ceapa.

Chuck Norris nu are frunte. Ala e doar al treilea sau pumn.

Nu exista lesbiene. Doar femei care nu l-au cunoscut inca pe Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doarme cu perna sub pistol.

Chuck Norris a fost deja pe Marte, de aceea acolo nu exista viata.

Chuck Norris nu poate sa iubeasca, el poate doar sa nu ucida.

Chuck Norris stranuta cu ochii deschisi.

Cand merge la culcare, Bau-Bau se uita in dulap si sub pat sa nu fie cumva acolo Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris a reusit sa numere pana la infinit. De doua ori.

Chuck Norris poate sa aplaude cu o singura mana.

Chuck Norris nu doarme. El asteapta.

Chuck Norris poate sa dea foc la furnici cu lupa. Noaptea!

Chuck Norris a lovit odata un cal in barba. Descendentii acelui cal se numesc acum girafe.

Chuck Norris s-a nascut intr-o cabana construita de el.

Chuck Norris a inghitit odata un borcan de somnifere. L-au facut sa clipeasca.

Chuck Norris doneaza regulat sange la crucea rosie, dar niciodata al lui.

Chuck Norris a ars odata o padure cand facea experimente cu apa.

Cand Chuck Norris face flotari, nu se ridica pe el, el impinge pamantul in jos.

Chuck Norris e cunoscut pentru modestia lui, dar recunoaste ca este a 8a minune a lumii.

Tu traiesti pentru ca te-a lasat Chuck Norris in viata
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:02 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:04 pm

lol! foarte taree frate
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:05 pm

Ingrijorati de numarul mare de atacuri ale ursilor asupra oamenilor din vara asta, Ministerul Mediului a publicat un mesaj de avertizare catre turistii montani pentru evitarea "conflictelor" cu usrsul brun si anume:
1. circulati doar in grupuri si fiti siguri ca aveti asupra Dvs. un clopotel care sa faca zgomot evititand intalnirea tet-a-tet cu ursul !
2. aveti asupra Dvs. un spray cu piper cu care sa puteti spray-a ursul in cazul unei intalniri tet-a tet !!
3. este foarte important sa puteti face diferentierea dintre fecalele de mistret ( care nu ataca omul) si urs brun (care e cel periculos). Fecalele de mistret contin urme de afine, conuri de brad si blana de animale mici ( gen veverita) in timp ce fecalele de urs brun contin urme metalice de clopotei si miros a piper
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:06 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:52 pm

am ras cu lacrimi la aia cu chuck norris
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:24 am

BAAA uitati-va la asta e prea belea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOXcIZa2B24
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:29 am

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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:30 am

MONCO wrote:
sau aici pana la sfarsit Very Happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEkPVSQAbAE&NR=1

Asta defineste IQ-ul anumitor femei !!! lol! lol! lol! lol!

LE : Ultima auzita de Chuck Norris , mail : Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com !!!
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:04 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:20 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:46 pm

Bladeus wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h0zNQ3ZUW0

copil ca asta vreu si eu Smile

Asa da !!!
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:06 am

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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:15 pm

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http://www.220.ro/oameni_cu_muschi-112019.html



uitati-va si la asta

Foarte tare , chiar daca ma abtin de la anumite comentarii lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:17 pm

socant astia doi erau din ruscorp si meh


http://www.220.ro/Razbunare_in_Rusia-112647.html affraid affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:47 am

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said:
"Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time".
She said:
"You have the biggest dick of all your friends".
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:45 am

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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:49 pm

Barbatul: - In sfarsit! Am asteptat asta atata timp!
Femeia: - Vrei sa plec?
Barbatul: - Ai innebunit? Nici sa nu te gandesti la asta.
Femeia: - Ma iubesti?
Barbatul: - Bineinteles! Tot timpul!
Femeia: - M-ai inselat vreodata?
Barbatul: - Doamne fereste! Bineinteles ca nu.
Femeia: - O sa faci sex numai cu mine?
Barbatul: - Sigur ca da. Cu orice ocazie.
Femeia: - O sa ma lovesti vreodata?
Barbatul: - Ai innebunit?
Femeia: - Pot sa am incredere in tine?
Barbatul: - Da!
Femeia: - Iubitule!


... si acum, citeste de jos in sus ...
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:01 pm

lol , tare Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:59 pm

Se-ntalnesc doi prieteni pe strada. - Domne sa vezi ce mi s-a-ntamplat: eram cu ala micu in parc si o gacica vindea baloane si-n loc sa-i zic "doamna ce baloane frumoase aveti" i-am zis "doamna ce balcoane frumoase aveti". - Asta nu e nimic, sa vezi ce mi s-a-ntamplat mie: eram cu nevasta dimineata la micul dejun si-n loc sa-i zic "draga da-mi si mie untul" i-am zis: fa, f***-ti g**a m**ii, de cand m-am insurat cu tine m-am nenorocit!
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:21 am

Sa oprit o ciocanitoare pe o creanga si printre frunze vede niste ochi mari:
-Bufnita , tu esti?
-Nu sint ,vrabiuta!
-Da ce ai ochii asa mari?
-Ma caaaaac!
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:20 pm















asta ultimu e cel mai penal
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:47 pm

Trei femei, una logodita, una casatorita si o amanta stateau de vorba despre relatiile lor si au hotarat sa-si uluiasca barbatii... In acea seara toate trei s-au imbracat sexy, purtand pantofi cu tocuri cui, corset de piele si o masca pe ochi. Ziua urmatoare s-au intalnit din nou... Fata logodita a spus:
- Aseara, cand logodnicul meu a ajuns acasa, m-a gasit imbracata cu corsetul de piele, pantofii cu tocuri cui de 7 cm si masca. Mi-a spus "Esti femeia vietii mele, te iubesc"... dupa aceea am facut dragoste toata noaptea.
Amanta s-a laudat si ea:
- Si la mine a fost incredibil! Ne-am intalnit in biroul lui. Purtam corsetul de piele, tocuri cui foarte inalte, masca si o pelerina. Cand am descheiat pelerina, n-a scos nici un cuvant. Am facut doar sex ca nebunii toata noaptea!
In cele din urma, femeia casatorita si-a spus si ea povestea:
- Eu am trimis copiii la mama, m-am pregatit, m-am echipat cu corsetul de piele, pantofii cu tocuri cui si masca pe ochi. Sotul meu s-a intors de la lucru, a luat telecomanda si o bere si a spus:
- Hei Batman, ce-avem la cina?
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