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Bladeus
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:49 pm

Un orator motivational foarte cunoscut isi intretinea publicul. La un moment dat a spus:
- Cei mai buni ani din viata mea au fost petrecuti in bratele unei femei care nu era sotia mea!
La auzul acestei afirmatii, publicul a ramas uimit. Oratorul a adaugat:
- Iar acea femeie a fost mama mea!
Rasete si aplauze.
O saptamana mai tarziu, un manager instruit de catre acest orator a incercat sa plaseze aceasta gluma de efect acasa. Fiind usor afumat, a spus:
- Cei mai buni ani din viata mea au fost petrecuti in bratele unei femei care nu era sotia mea!
Sotia sa a inceput sa spumege de furie. Incercand sa-si aminteasca pret de 20 de secunde a doua parte a glumei, managerul a trantit in cele din urma:
- Si nu-mi amintesc cine era.

Morala povestii: Nu lua cu copy daca nu stii sa dai paste!
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Bladeus
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Race: Cimmerian

PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:49 pm

Doi barbati calatoreau in acelasi compartiment al unui tren. La un moment dat, unul din ei decide ca ar fi frumos sa se prezinte. Acesta isi aduna mucii in gura si scuipa direct spre fata celuilalt. In ultimul moment, flegma ia o curba si il ocoleste pe barbat. Mandru de aceasta realizare, proprietarul flegmei se prezinta:

- Ion! Flegmar profesionist.

Cel de-al doilea il scuipa pe Ion fix intre ochi si spune:

- Gheorghe! Incepator.

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:54 pm

lol Very Happy ,

vezi ca noul forum este www.aoc-spqr.eu/forum , meci , tare bancul
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PostSubject: Re: Bancuri pt toata lumea   Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:56 am

THIS FORUM IS CLOSED ! WE MOVED TO OFFICIAL DOMAIN / WEBSITE / FORUM

VISIT @ WWW.AOC-SPQR.EU

FORUM WWW.AOC-SPQR.EU/FORUM

NE-AM MUTAT !
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